The Crew
Small team.
Big privacy energy.
Three of us. Two are human. One is a cat who showed up and refused to leave. We're all equally committed to not selling your data.
C
Founding Slave
C
UI/UX & Testing
Obsessively polishes every pixel until it's perfect. Then polishes it again. The reason our apps actually look good.
K
Founding Slave
K
Infra & Tech
Keeps everything running at 3am so nobody else has to. The servers fear him.
🐈!
Recently Recruited
Admiral General Aleed
Chief Nap Officer
Joined the team uninvited. Now runs the place. Refuses to work unless kibble is provided. Leadership style: chaotic neutral.
No VC funding. No ping-pong tables. No "culture deck." Three beings who care about your privacy — two of whom don't make enough to pay themselves a salary, one of whom gets kibble regardless.